That in this world we’ve all been taught a lie
You think that women rule the world
But baby, where I’ve been
All the things I’ve seen
This Ken has crossed the borderline
See I’m the grove catcher, hottest thing
Six pack and tight g-string
No I’m not gay bro, but I’ve been on that lay low
Strip clubs and dollar bills
Wall Street and dirty deals
Pop stars, exotic pills
Cars with dirty wheels
‘Cos that’s the man I am
Baby, treat me right, I’m free tonight
That’s just the man I am
Super sleazy, born to be easy